10 things you shouldn't put in your pitch-deck

  1. Our exit strategy is

  2. We are in a trillion dollar market

  3. Our company valuation is

  4. We don’t have any competition

  5. We know everything

  6. The first company that buys into our platform will dominate their industry, forever

  7. We are going to be the next “Facebook” / “Amazon”

  8. This is revolutionary

  9. “Meet Bob…”

  10. And just one last one for kicks thanks to Scott:
    "We plan to be the Theranos of x industry"

    Also thanks to Brett, Thea, Muhammad, Rick, Cash, Ian, Chris, Rob, Aymen, Julie for your inputs. See Twitter thread here.